Adventskalender: 15. Türchen

Auf
https://www.quora.com/I-am-looking-for-the-Star-Trek-phonetic-alphabet-Anyone-have-it
findet man folgendes phonetisches Star-Trek-Alphabet: A is for
augmentations, which are illegal. B is for Barclay, the officer who
stutters. C is for Chuckles, the worst first officer in the fleet.
D is for Data, Starfleet’s licenced Pinocchio imitation, and the
reason you’re not allowed to mistreat certain holographic doctors.
E is for Enterprise, the name Starfleet gives to the ships we like
the best. F is for Ferengi, the only species you’re officially
allowed to be horribly racist about. G is for Guinan, Starfleet’s
official Whoopi Goldberg vehicle. H is for “hi, how are you
doing?”, which is the only way you’re allowed to respond to an
attack. I is for ‘iso’, which, for a laugh, was the only
measurement prefix we made available to the crew of the Starship
Voyager. J is for Janeway, an infamous war criminal. K is for
kiloquad, which is how we measure computer memory without it
instantly being outclassed by 300 year old technology. L is for
LaForge, Starfleet’s primary technobabble distributor. M is for
military, the thing we are not. Remember that during our next war,
please. N is for neutrino, the particle we use when we can’t think
of an explanation for something. O is for orphans, who finally felt
lucky for once after we started sending kids into space with their
parents. P is for Picard, the baldest captain. Q is for Q, the
trans-dimensional cuntwaffle. R is for Regula, the only class of
space station Starfleet has ever commissioned besides Spacedock. S
is for Starfleet. You were paying attention at the Academy, right?
T is for tetryon, the particle we use when we’ve used neutrino too
many times in one sentence. U is for universal translator, the
thing that makes other people make sense without making sense
itself. V is for Voyager, the ship that came back despite our best
efforts. W is for Weyoun, whom Starfleet Intelligence believes to
be an immortal god-like being that’s been masquerading as various
different individuals throughout history. Please report all
sightings to your superior officer immediately and maintain a safe
distance. X is for Xindi, which was apparently a very important
civilisation at one point yet nobody’s ever mentioned them for some
reason. Y is for Yamato, which only existed so that we could have a
crack at blowing up the Enterprise. Z is for Zefram Cochrane, our
lord and drunken saviour. Danke dafür! Schreibt uns doch einfach
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