Folge 59: Der größte Krypto-Diebstahl der Geschichte - Vom Crocodile of Wall Street: Heather "Razzlekhan" Morgan

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just grab a sheet,
I'll tell you how I became the Crocodile of a town called Wall
Street.


*biuuuu bi bi biuu biuu. Bi bi bibibi biu biuuu. Bibibibiuuu.
bibibi biu biuuu*


In West California, not born but raised
In the Nerdworld is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin’ all cool,
And all shootin' some videos outside of the school.


When my husband a guy who was up to no good, Started stealin’
crypto in my neighborhood. I got in one little heist and the
police got scared, And said "You're movin' into prison that’s
what we declared."


I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "Croc" and it had dice in the
mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was neat,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Wall Street!”


I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to
the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally freed,
To sit on my throne as the Crocodile of Wall Street. (Ergibt
alles überhaupt keinen Sinn, und Razzlekhan hab ich auch
nirgendwo eingebaut – also hört besser einfach rein. Viel Spaß!)


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